As classics and supercars drift off and out of Bicester Heritage, the Scramble winding down, a man who's spent all day among all manner of exotica reaches to remove his sunglasses. A double take like some cartoonish film sketch plays out.
Silently slipping up the Main Drive is a vehicle he’s never seen before in the plastic, and perhaps never even on paper. Vehicle, because the Citroën Ami is not a car to the point that the official hashtag is #thisisnotacar.
Instead the Ami is a quadricycle – “wot, like a Reliant Robin?” Yes, intrigued passerby, but with another wheel. Like a moped but more sociable.
Officially the Ami can be driven by anyone aged 16 years old and above on a moped licence, and it can be driven on any road except a motorway. It’s a brave soul who embarks on a road with a speed limit higher than 30mph, though, what with its top speed coming up at a limited 28mph, so consider it a modern-day Austin Seven. Or, rather more pertinently, a less practical 2CV. It seats two, with hand luggage so long as the passenger doesn’t mind losing some legroom.
It’s far, far easier to start and drive and demist than a Deux Chevaux, mind. Insert the actual, proper, key, rest foot on the wide brake pedal, turn on the ignition, press ‘D’ on the bare floorpan beside your left hip and you’re away. It’s nippy off the line, though the delivery is electronically managed enough to deny any lurid getaways, and you’ll only find it available in left-hand drive.
It was never intended for the UK, after all, until 14,000 Brits registered their interest in buying one.